If Dogs Were Cats!

If dogs were cats for one day

And instead of licking our face

They stealth creepily in the kitchen

And ate all the cream from milk

And jumped over the cabinets

In search of more food.

If dogs were cats for one day

And did not wag their tail

But instead snarled at us

With their hair sticking at ends

And showing us rage not anger

And scaring us to our wits ends.

If dogs were cats for one day

And did not chase the milk van

Or the neighbours car in the morning

And did not pee on the lamp-posts

And stare at us shamefacedly

Making us love their puppy eyes.

If dogs were cats for one day

Our newspapers won’t have drool

And our plants could be out in open

Our socks would be in place

And we could eat our meal in peace

With no one around keeping a tab.

If dogs were cats for one day

We won’t have our cuddle ball

And a patient buddy

Who listens to all our complains

Through their flappy ears

And love us unconditionally.

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